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Jul

23

Rebate Advertising Should Be Illegal

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Have you ever seen an advertised special in a store that seemed like a great price, only to find out that the advertised price was effective only after you received a mail-in rebate? How did you feel about that? If you are anything like most people, it didn’t phase you much. You probably thought, Well bottom line is if I get some money back in the mail which makes the item only cost that much, then that’s the price I can buy it for. But there is still that little asterisk in your brain about the discounted price, isn’t there? Somehow you know this isn’t quite like buying it at that advertised price.

After all you still do have to fork over all the money now and wait for a rebate to arrive, and there is at least a tinge of doubt in your mind that you will actually receive it. And for good reason! Retailers are getting worse and worse about honoring these rebate offers. They are looking for any excuse not to honor them and some of them go to ridiculous lengths to weasel out of their obligation. They make you dot a hundred i’s and cross and hundred t’s on three or four forms, send in a critical part of the packaging plus a printed receipt, and if you slip up on some minor point you blew it – no rebate.

Now, understand that just because you missed something on the form or sent the wrong part of the packaging in, the company doesn’t really doubt that you purchased the item. They can see just from the receipt alone that you are a legitimate customer. There is pretty much no chance that somebody is trying to scam them out of an unearned rebate. They know this. They are just trying to find a loophole – any loophole – to dishonor the price they advertised the item for. Electronics companies are especially notorious for doing this nowadays.

If you do somehow clear the obstacle course, you are likely to receive a prepaid visa debit card which you must spend at retail establishments in order to redeem. What’s more, if you don’t do it pretty quick the thing will expire and you will lose the rebate. It’s not cash. It’s not a check you can deposit in your bank account. It can’t go into your savings account, cannot go into your kid’s college fund, cannot practically be given to your favorite charity. You have to use it at a store or a restaurant in order to redeem it. And you won’t get it for many weeks, possibly months after you mail in the required forms.

This still all might seem OK to you. After all, you live in this society and so you are out spending money in stores quite often, and even the grocery store will accept that prepaid debit card. But let me tell you a considerable percentage of those cards expire without being used. They go into a purse pocket or a drawer and you find them in 8 months expired and worthless. You didn’t get the advertised price. As a matter of fact there is a good chance that as you are reading this some Christmas present you purchased a couple months ago cost you more than you planned on. Because right now, that rebate card is lost somewhere, if you even remembered to sit down for 30 minutes and figure out the claiming process in the first place.

What this all adds up to is terribly misleading marketing, if not blatant false advertising. It’s amazing that it is still legal. When Mama Riah and I purchased new cell phones recently the girl at the store told us to make sure we didn’t put the rebate claim forms in the same envelope or we would only get one of them. Now isn’t that utterly ridiculous, even perhaps borderline criminal? We should all get together as a society and just say no to any product advertised with a mail-in rebate price. Either that or start a massive class-action lawsuit.

Papa Riah

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Nov

15

Financial Bailout, Wrong Recipients

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You don’t want to know what’s happening with the $700 billion (with a b) bailout money that was supposed to be earmarked for large financial institution’s foreclosure and mortgage-related losses. Trust me, you really don’t. Especially if you are the type who gets mad when the leaders of your country act foolishly, irresponsibly, and with self-interest as their first priority. This is one time when it’s definitely better to stick your head in the sand. In fact I don’t even want to watch the news any more, especially financial and political news. I’m sure I’m not alone there.

The whole idea behind the bailout was to rescue large financial institutions whose exposure to the subprime mortgage business (and foreclosed properties that can only be unloaded for large losses) was threatening their existence. That’s what it was for. Unfortunately between the time the legislation passed and now, which has only been a matter of weeks, lots of other uses for the money have popped up. Gee, who would have thunk?

Bank of America already received $25 billion (with a b) of that money. Now they are a company that is in good financial health and has never been involved in the mortgage business. They have no bad subprime loans, nor do they own any foreclosed residential homes. BOA is doing just fine charging their customers every time they talk to a teller. So how did they get their hands on that cash? Is it because they have a sign that says Bank on the front of their building? Or do they know the right person somewhere?

Today on television the mayor of Philadelphia made a desperate plea to use the money to bail out city governments - in particular, his city. When it was explained to him that the legislation which allocated the funds would not allow that, he responded that they need to give him some other money then - just like the auto makers are apparently getting. When asked where the money was supposed to come from, he said (and I kid you not) The federal government are the ones who print the money - just print some and give it to us.

As a reader of this blog I hope you understand why that doesn’t work. That crazy mayor might as well print the needed money himself - it will be worth just as much as all American currency will be if the federal government starts printing money to give to every failing entity. Heck, haven’t you made some investment decisions that didn’t work out? Have the government print you some money to bail you out.

The really scary thing is, what the government is actually doing with these bailouts isn’t much different than just printing the money. The effects are going to be the same - they just don’t realize it yet. Or perhaps they don’t care what happens to the next generation in America. By spending more and more money on an unlimited credit line that they have setup for themselves, they are setting a terrible example to the American consumer. The whole system could be bankrupt in our lifetimes, not in our grandchildren’s as we are all planning on. At least consumers have a point where their credit is maxed out. Our government can just keep borrowing - and because they can, they do.

Eventually all this government borrowing and printing money will come home to roost. When it does, expect the US dollar to be worthless - not only overseas but within our own country as well. How are you set on gold coins and gold bars? You might want to stock up on them the way things are going. Either that or you will need chickens, pigs, apples, and ears of corn for currency.

Papa Riah

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Sep

26

Financial Bailout: Bad for Everyone

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There is absolutely no segment of society or business which will benefit from the utterly ridiculous $700 billion (with a b) bailout package that our idiotic legislators are arguing out. And I mean nobody. Usually at least the politicians benefit from this kind of thing, but this time the public as a whole is even against it. So the politicians don’t even get credit for trying to save some group of people somewhere, because nobody is buying it this time. Everybody already knows that all we are doing is reimbursing large corporations for gambling losses, billing the taxpayers for it, and as a result inflating the national deficit beyond any hope of ever getting a grip on it again.

But if we don’t do this financial companies will fail. That’s what they say to the criticism. What they don’t understand is that it’s necessary for failing businesses to fail. That is a critical part of capitalism. Throwing billions of dollars at a sinking ship is a gigantic waste of time and resources.

We could be looking at a 1930’s style depression if we do nothing! Yes, we could be. But it’s a huge mistake to try and stop it by putting a $700 billion (with a b) bandaid on a corpse. That money could be used for something good and productive - like say not tacking $700 billion (with a b) on to the federal deficit. You can’t stop financial market cycles, you can only prolong the agony of them and make them worse as a result. Every single time in history any world government has done something to try and influence natural free market cycles it has failed. You are simply better off not interfering.

Think of it like removing a bandaid. You can pull it off in one quick motion with an initial burst of pain that is quickly over, or you can slowly and agonizingly remove it bit-by-bit. Government bailouts are the latter method. If the housing and credit markets were allowed to simply crash (as they were meant to), we’d be at least halfway through the down-cycle by now. Instead we are still sitting at the tip of the iceberg nearly two years into it, burning through unfathomable piles of money in a vain attempt to prevent the inevitable.

Papa Riah knows what he is talking about, by the way. I spent the first six years of this decade as a subprime mortgage lender, a very successful one at that. I started predicting the downfall of the credit markets in 2004, about 2 years too early. Now I collect unemployment checks and write a blog.

The runaway real estate market of this era was only propped up by the exotic financing we were offering. Anybody who could fog a mirror could get a $600,000 home loan with zero down, was not required to show any proof of income, and was given an interest only payment (or even less). So this is how everybody financed their homes, because nobody could actually qualify for the loans on these property values if they had to show their actual income. Now keep in mind that if 50% of your gross income (gross, not net) is going to your house payment you qualified for the loan! But nobody could even do that - so they all went stated income.

Should you now be responsible for making the house payments nobody could ever afford? That’s what your government wants you to do. We all need to come together and make each other’s house payments, otherwise there might be a depression. Do you see what madness this is?

Papa Riah went to lunch with a mortgage broker friend of his last week. I asked him about alternative finance lenders and he replied: What alternative lenders? Fannie, Freddie, and FHA are it now. And at the end of the year the Fannie/Freddie max loan amounts drop back down. (As they should, I might add.)

Get ready for a housing market crash folks. You ain’t seen nothing yet. Nobody can qualify for loans on current home prices. There is no more stated income, no more interest only, no more 50% max debt ratio, and only very high credit scores can get 100% financing now. Bank-owned properties are becoming a larger and larger percentage of homes on the market. In order to sell them the banks must take huge hits. This is killing their bottom line, and $700 billion (with a b) isn’t going to save them because they will be operating at a loss for years to come.

Let the markets crash if they need to. It’s healthy. Trying to manipulate free markets is unhealthy and foolhardy. Letting them correct by themselves gets it over with quicker (and we can then start the silly process all over again). If a depression is due then so be it - seems like once every 100 years or so that needs to happen and we might be just about ready.

The bottom line is: Somebody has to pay. The federal government doesn’t have the money so they’ll have to borrow it from their ever-more-questionable future. If we want to painfully drag out the housing market correction by tacking $700 billion (with a b) on to the deficit then there will come a day when that comes home to roost.

Think a severe housing correction sounds unappealing? Think a 1930’s style depression sounds bad? If we keep putting all of this off into the deficit then when the day comes that we finally have to pay it all off at once things will be much worse than you can ever imagine. How are you going to be set when the U.S. dollar becomes completely worthless and your bank accounts are all suddenly up in smoke? Got any real assets like chickens and pigs to trade?

Papa Riah

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